A Proper Introduction

A proper introduction is in order because without it, I am just another blogger in a giant haystack with thousands of super pointy needles that are in the blogosphere. How can you expect to relate to a blogger if you don't know them, but not just the surface pros and cons, I mean the embarrassing, stupid mannerisms and "Valley Girl" speech that I can't happen to kick as a habit. So where do I begin?

I've just recently gotten used to the way I was made fun of or innocently teased from my friends, and more my family, for my not-so-intelligent actions. At some point over the past year, I learned to embrace all of my imperfections, and I am not afraid to admit any of them. I am going to put myself on blast, and I am kinda excited too? Is that weird?

  • My room is usually covered with my clothes that I tore out of my closest when  figuring out what to wear
  • I despise washing my hair, so I only do it once a week, maybe more. It looks shitty the first two days after being washed, and I don't want anymore bad hair days
  • I don't know how to loop, swoop and pull. I have always used the bunny ears method 
  • I have watched every single Real Housewives Season, for all seven cities
  • I talk in a NeNe Leakes accent most of the day...and it is becoming a problem
  • I think I look in the mirror too much, maybe because I'm fussy with my hair #curlyhairproblems
  • I am a "LoFi" habitual user on Instagram
  • I have a Justin Bieber Pandora station...that I should probably delete
  • I can sing all of the lyrics to R.Kelly's Trapped in The Closet series...all chapters
  • I still get lost in Providence, and it's a tiny city. Did I mention I've lived here my whole life?
  • I can be a hypocrite
  • I can be a super bitch, most female Italians are
  • I have a handful of people who don't like me...like girls from my high school and old coworkers but guess who's laughing? I am starting my career I got with my degree from college and I make more money at my new job. I'm running to the bank, sweetie. I'm cashing trump checks. Whoosh. (see, way to much NeNe Leakes voice overs) 
  • I bought jeans that were already ripped
  • My twin sister is smarter than me
  • I sleep with a nightlight and stuffed animals
  • I haven't watched the Godfather movies from start to finish
  • I have an Anita Road street sign that I.....acquired
  • I hate getting interrupted
  • My head is abnormally big, in fact, I can't fit into most hats 
  • It takes me multiple tries to properly type the word "definitely" 
  • I talk in way too many random voices

I'd like to stop the list and elaborate on the random voices comment because it truly is weird. Depending on my mood, I will adopt an attitude on a specific housewife, like most recently NeNe Leakes. But she isn't the only one. Oh hell-to-the-no. I've been Teresa Guidice at a Sunday dinner table when I got super pissed at what my sister said to me. I probably tried flipping the table but I am to much of a sissy. I can be a pretentious New England-er similarly to Heather Dubrow...and do it with class. I can be gone-with-the-wind fabulous like Kenya Moore, even though she annoys the shit out of me. Plus, I like to twirl out of a room too. And I am about to say this with the most shame, I can be straight dumb like Alexis Bellino. Don't judge me. But I am not the only one, my twin sister is right there along with me as we feed into each others craziness. If anything, I speak in these voices mostly with her. I can't forget to mention all of our stuffed animal personalities and our cranky baby voice we do when we both get fussy (ask both of our boyfriends). We are way to similar sometimes. Check out this oldie (my twin is on the left and I am on the right), and how about those knit sweaters?

So there you have it. I have listed most of my quirky, not-so-flattering personality traits and flaws so maybe now you can understand my sense of humor a little more. No shame, I can own my actions, and hopefully you wonderful readers can relate to my playful perspective on life, ya heard? A little Anita will spice up any party.


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